Thursday, 5 January 2012

Sherlock vs Sherlock

On New Year’s Day I went to see the film Sherlock Holmes – A Game of Shadows and Monday night I watched the opening episode of the new Sherlock BBC series on catch up TV. Two different spins on Arthur Conan Doyle’s detective and two follow ups.

I saw Guy Ritchie’s first Sherlock Holmes film with Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes and Jude Law as Watson when it was released and have to say I largely forgot it. As soon as I started watching the second film I began to remember exactly what I’d felt about the first one – nowhere near as clever or as funny as it thinks it is.
 
A Game of Shadows does have some mildly amusing moments but the humour is poor and verging on slapstick. As for action, well there are fights & stunts that are pretty good but on the whole while Robert Downey Jr. is always watchable and is obviously enjoying himself there is nothing captivating about his Sherlock. Nor does Jude Law bring anything to the character of Watson. In fact he was hardly necessary at all. And don’t get me started on Stephen Fry’s Mycroft Holmes, who played Sherlock’s older brother like an idiot.

The film also features other Conan Doyle characters – Prof Moriarty (played by Jared Harris) and Irene Adler (played by Rachel McAdams). The latter made so little impression that I didn’t even remember she played the same role in the previous film. The former was okay as villains go but neither creepy nor evil enough for my liking.

What about the plot? Basically it’s Holmes versus Moriarty. The Prof has an evil plan (don’t we all?) and Holmes has to stop him. On the way Watson’s wedding is nearly ruined and his honeymoon bride thrown off a train by Holmes. The real couple then pick up some gypsies - there is, well not exactly a sub-plot, more of a side line, about a gypsy woman’s brother being drawn into Moriarty’s scheme – and set off to foil the Prof. There is a confrontation between Holmes & Moriarty at Reichenbach, which is where Conan Doyle killed off Holmes. I won’t spoil the ending….

So how does the film compare to Steven Moffat & Mark Gatiss’ 21st Century Sherlock on the BBC?

Both use things to show Sherlock’s methods. In the film we get Sherlock’s internal dialogue as he works out how to oppose his foes. Works quite well. The TV series uses on screen text both to visualise Sherlock’s deductions and to display text messages. This works much better. Also the humour is much cleverer and wittier than in the film. And there is a much greater sense of the relationship between Sherlock and John. For a start they use their first names not surnames (ok that’s a historical thing 19th century blokes probably didn’t use each other’s first names) and they laugh together. It seems a more genuine relationship because of this.

Relationships or lack thereof, is the theme of the episode A Scandal in Belgravia. It kicks off right where the last episode of the previous series ended but quickly moves into a new story. Based on Conan Doyle’s A Scandal in Bohemia the story revolves around The Woman aka Irene Adler (played by Lara Pulver); a dominatrix who provides ‘services’ and collects items for future insurance and protection on her camera phone. Sherlock is called in by his brother Mycroft (here played by Mark Gatiss far more convincingly as the elder brother, who is just as smart, if more conventional and definitely establishment, as Sherlock himself) when Miss Adler reveals she has compromising photos of a royal princess. Sherlock and John set off to retrieve said photos but Miss Adler is waiting for them – naked.
Sherlock cannot make her out at first. When he looks at her we see only ????? rather than text on screen. She is smart and fascinating and a flirt. We see Sherlock become more interested in her and yet can only wonder if the interest in love or lust or just curiosity in a woman that seems to have an intellect close to his own. His very peculiarities prevent us and John from truly knowing his feelings. When it is believed that Miss Adler is dead John asks Mrs Hudson if Sherlock has ever had a relationship with anyone. The answer would appear to be ‘no’. He forgets his own relationship with Sherlock.

As for Sherlock when he goes to identify Miss Adler’s body with Mycroft, he asks him, observing other peoples grief: ‘Do you ever wonder if there is something wrong with us?’ – Mycroft replies: ‘All lives end; all hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage’.

Miss Adler is however far from dead and there is more on her camera phone than compromising photos. She returns to Sherlock and ‘tricks’ him into decoding a vital email, sending the information to Moriarty (played very camp by Andrew Scott, but he does get some outrageously good lines e.g. ‘if you’re lying to me I’ll make you into shoes’). Mycroft then reveals the significance of the email to Sherlock and describes him as ‘a lonely naive man showing off to a woman clever enough to make him feel special’.

In end though Sherlock saves face by working out the code to Miss Adler’s phone. He tells her: ‘I always assumed that love was a disadvantage; thank you for the final proof’.

I won’t reveal the ending but suffice to say Miss Adler lives to fight another day.

I really like Moffat & Gatiss spin on Sherlock Holmes. I enjoyed the previous series and was looking forward to this one especially after running into the filming of a stunt at Bart’s hospital some while back. This episode didn’t disappoint. Clever and funny but with that underlying theme of relationship’s it worked really well.


And it made me think about why John Watson would be friends with Sherlock. The scene at 221B Baker Street when they are gathered with Mrs Hudson, DI Lestrade, John’s girlfriend and Molly Hooper (from Bart’s mortuary) at Christmas shows Sherlock at his insensitive worst. He insults John’s girlfriend by running through a list of John’s previous girlfriends to work out which one she is and makes cringe worthy comments to Molly who carries a torch for him: ‘You always say such terrible things. Every time, always, always’ she says to him and while he apologises we have no idea if he is really sorry that he has hurt her or just that he can’t help his own clever observations. This is a man who carries on talking to John when he’s not even there, not noticing that he has left, and talks down to everyone including John. Why would anyone stay around such a person?

Miss Adler describes them as a ‘couple’ and John’s girlfriend asks him not to make her compete with Sherlock Holmes. John repeats again as he did in the first episode of series 1 – A Study in Pink - that he is not gay. But it is clearly more than friendship that holds him to Sherlock. He admires and is impressed by Sherlock’s abilities to be sure yet is equally appalled by insensitivity and apparent lack of feelings for others.

I think John stays not just for the thrills, adventure and danger but because he is protective of a man that is vulnerable to his own cleverness. As Miss Adler proved and as John himself had to in A Study in Pink where he saved Sherlock’s life by preventing him from going too far.
Now that is love.

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Keeping up tradition me & my friend H went to the cinema yesterday. Being as we don't go for chick-flicks it was a choice between 19th century Victorian action - Sherlock Holmes - A Game of Shadows or 21st century action (albeit based on 20th century TV series) - Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol. We opted for the latter & went to Imax cinema to watch (I'd never been to Imax before & it was well worth the extra cost for the clarity of the picture & fantastic sound).
But was the film any good I hear you ask? Damn right it was.
 
 
For those unfamiliar with Mission: Impossible (either the TV show or previous films) the premise is simple. A shadowy, but 'good guy' agency called IMF (Impossible Missions Force), send agents on missions to prevent the end of the world by hostile forces which seem impossible (as well as improbable). The agents have a choice as to whether they take to missions but if they fail or are captured the IMF will deny all knowledge of them. In MI Ghost Protocol this denial is taken one step further - the IMF itself is disavowed by the US President. The agents are on their own.

There is nothing original in MI Ghost Protocol. The villain, Hendricks (played by Michael Nyqvist) is mad, plotting a nuclear strike. We don't really understand his motive but we don't really care. The film is all about the chase.

Ethan Hunt (played by Tom Cruise) is broken out of a Russian jail by 2 IMF agents, Jane Carter (played by Paula Patton) and new to field work agent Benji Dunn (played by Simon Pegg). The former is there purely as eye-candy for the boys, although she does get some girl-on-girl action (by which I mean a fight scene! This film is only rated PG-13!) As ever the female characters in these types of films are largely surplus to requirements as it's always about the boys. As for the latter Simon Pegg gets to play the techie & gets the majority of the funny lines. And he does it all very well.

After the breakout the mission begins but as is inevitable it all goes horribly wrong and Hunt & his team soon find themselves chasing the villain while being pursued by the Russians and with no back up. Oh no!
 
It's at this point the team is completed by the addition of William Brandt (played by Jeremy Renner). He is supposed to be an IMF analyst, but like all good late additions he has secrets....
 
The action moves on to Dubai & the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world) . Here the stunts & camera work go into overdrive. Warning - if you are afraid of heights you might need to look away!

Hunt & his team however are thwarted again and have to chase the villain to Mumbai in order to save the world. Which of course they do and things are nicely set up for the team to join up for another film.

This film has plenty of action and while its PG-13 rating limits the violence (very little shooting, not much blood) there are enough outrageous stunts, explosions, chases, tech toys and bone-crunching fight scenes to keep action fans happy. And the humour is an added bonus.

Saturday, 31 July 2010

What I've been watching on TV this week

What I've been watching on TV this week.

Very few new programmes that's for sure. If like me you have cable or satellite TV there is, in theory, loads of choice. In reality there are just lots of channels showing the same programmes over and over and over again. Sigh.

Still there were a couple of interesting programmes this week.

On Sunday 25th July 9:00pm BBC1 showed the first episode of Sherlock. Being co-written by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, I was hopeful rather than confident I would enjoy this programme. I'm a big fan of Mark Gatiss' 'Lucifer Box' novels and Steven Moffat had written some of best revived Doctor Who episodes such as 'The Empty Child' and 'Blink'. I won't comment on the latter's take over of Doctor Who, which had long been ruined by Russell T Davies' sentimentality. One can only hope he eventually shakes that off. Thankfully Sherlock was free of any sentimental tosh.

I've never read any of Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes and can only reference Sherlock from ITV's series with Jeremy Brett. A series I loved and is frequently shown on ITV3. I was told by a friend who does know the books that when Sherlock and John Watson first meet, John was a military doctor who just had returned wounded from Afghanistan. And this is how we met Martin Freeman's John Watson. A man that has seen and experienced terrible things, as Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock rapidly deduces. 'Do you want to see more?' he asks; 'God, yes!' exclaims John and so begins their first adventure together.




The outlandish plot mattered little in this fast paced 21st century version of Sherlock Holmes. A serial killer under his own death sentence was beside the point. This is the story of two men looking for adventure and danger. For Sherlock his superior intellect means the boredom of ordinary everyday life terrifies him in a way that risking life and limb could never do. For John the return the civilian life is equally awful. Being Sherlock's partner will be anything but dull and John's sense of loyalty and indeed concern for this weird man who describes himself as a high functioning socio-path, quickly manifests when he shots the serial killer to prevent Sherlock going too far to prove his brilliance.

If Sherlock and John are fictional danger addicts Dan and Ian, the base jumpers featured in the Cutting Edge documentary 'The Men Who Jump off Buildings' shown on Channel 4 9:00pm Wednesday 28th July, are real life addicts. Anyone who's afraid of heights would find these men completely insane as they scale tall buildings and leap off. The voice over tells us that 1 in 6 base jumpers die participating in their 'sport'. Russian roulette without the gun.

The main focus of the documentary is Dan, a roofer by day, adrenalin junkie by night. Indeed he acts like a junkie, sneaking out of the house so that his girlfriend doesn't know he's going to get his fix. He admits in front of his girlfriend that sometimes as he is on the edge about to jump he wonders if this will be it, will he die. Yet he does it anyway.
 

Ian, Dan's base jumping partner is not his first. Dan matter of factly talks about his previous partner who died and other friends he has lost. And after Ian was injured in a jump Dan finds another partner. Ian comes along too though. To assist with the planning. He comes across as a little more wary than Dan but part of his addiction is the planning which often involves breaking and entering and trespass. 'Like being a master criminal without actually doing a crime' he says.

Once recovered enough from his injuries Ian travels with Dan to the Alps to jump off cliffs. As they wear cameras during their jumps we are witness to the hideous accident that befalls him as his parachute becomes twisted and his hits the ground. Next scene he is in hospital with Dan cataloguing Ian's injuries with a kind of amused indifference that makes you glad he has found an outlet for his frankly psychotic tendencies that mean he's the only one at risk of death.

Dan says that he does base jumping to help him deal with his 'ordinary life. Sherlock would understand even if the rest of us cannot.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Why it's good not to moan all the time

I was in a really foul mood yesterday, far beyond the usual Monday morning blues. It made the whole day drag. So today, even though I was still in a pretty bad mood I decided less moaning & bitching would help the day go quicker. And it did. Not that I was moan free. That just wouldn't be me!

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

What's the point of sleep?

I didn't sleep well last night so today I am very tired. I've struggled all day at work. Tonight I'm so tired if I don't make myself do something, anything, I will just fall asleep then wake up ridiculously early and be tired all over again. Sleep is such a waste of time. It would be so much better if we didn't have to sleep at all.

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Don't let the bastards grind you down

Last week was a pretty bad week for me at work.
This week, so far, has been slightly better.
Of course people at work have still got on my nerves with their unprofessional ways, inability to communicate effectively and most of all their monumental laziness.
However I decided that I was most definitely not going to let the bastards grind me down.
After all I work to live, I don't live to work!

Friday, 18 September 2009

I tried, I really did...

I tried, I really did, to have a quiet, stress-free day at work. I seemed to spend all day yesterday moaning and getting wound up by other people so this morning I thought to myself - enough, stay calm, just get on with the work etc. etc. But did the bastards let me? No, they fucking didn't. One after another they conspired against me to drive me fucking insane!
Still it's the weekend. Time to chill while I can because I know it will start all over again on Monday!
 
BASTARDS!