Monday 15 December 2008

Moan of the day 15/12/08

This morning when I opened my front door I was greeted by the less than lovely sight of a huge amount of pigeon s*** on my doorstep! This is not the first time, nor will it be the last until these flying rats are severely culled. People who feed pigeons or who carelessly drop food in public should be locked up in a room full of these vermin until they are covered in s***.

3 comments:

happy moo said...

Hello Moany old cow - buy a bird of prey to scare off the shitting rats or quite simply look thru the window it will scare them off with your moany face looking out so miserable!!!

were you a moany young calf too?

finsbury said...

stop the pigeon,stop the pigeon,stop the pigeon NOW

Moany Old Cow said...

I've been moaning from before I was born. Mum reckoned I cried in the womb!