This morning when I opened my front door I was greeted by the less than lovely sight of a huge amount of pigeon s*** on my doorstep! This is not the first time, nor will it be the last until these flying rats are severely culled. People who feed pigeons or who carelessly drop food in public should be locked up in a room full of these vermin until they are covered in s***.
Hello Moany old cow - buy a bird of prey to scare off the shitting rats or quite simply look thru the window it will scare them off with your moany face looking out so miserable!!!
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Hello Moany old cow - buy a bird of prey to scare off the shitting rats or quite simply look thru the window it will scare them off with your moany face looking out so miserable!!!
were you a moany young calf too?
stop the pigeon,stop the pigeon,stop the pigeon NOW
I've been moaning from before I was born. Mum reckoned I cried in the womb!
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