Moan of the week 14/12/08

Of all of life's many irritations the one that has bothered me the most this week is the horror that is the festive drinker. These creatures only emerge at this time of year to infect every pub & bar with noise, hysteria & the uncanny ability to invade ones personal space by merely existing. Half a shandy is enough to set them off baying like hounds and falling all over the place. Being pack animals makes them even worse. They hog all the best seats, public transport & the pavements and seem to believe they are the only people in the world that have a right to be there. Well they don't. There should be special camps for these idiots, well away from the rest of us who just want a drink with friend in peace. Bah Humbug!